The worst has happened.

The reason ... well one of the many reasons I didn't want Cassandra associating with that half alien... I guess you'd call him a boy even though he maybe closer to some kind of ape. Is that aliens have strange traditions, and came up to bite Cass well the part that rhymes with her name.

Now just because Vegeta's Mother says so she's apparently hat stupid boy's wife. Not that any court on the planet would support that. Just some idiotic alien law. I keep trying to get Cassandra to come home But every time she refuses.

They may have brain washed her into wanting to stay with that idiot. Of course Babs has another idea.

After that little faux pas she left but not before saying. " She's old enough that she has to make her own mistakes now she wasn't going to be the little mute girl we first found during No Man's Land forever."


Hn.Jason from his cage laughs at me. " Aw you actually care about the psycho ninja chick... that's more than you ever did for me Bats. "

" That's not true and you know it." I say back the problem is he does know it before when Jason actually killed he was just getting over his dip in a Lazarus Pit, that along with months of Talia Al Ghul feeding him lies.

He seemed to get over his rages for the most part and mostly acted like a petulant child who wanted my attention. So this new violent persona has taken me aback. I've been running a battery of tests on him to see if there's some reason why he suddenly went insane.

Because even when he did kill criminals he'd have never shot Damien or stabbed Tim. That's the only reason Tim is not being punished for introducing Batgirl to that ape kid. After he recovers? We'll see.

After Barbara leaves her annoying little sidekick Misfit appears in my Batcave.

"Can I be Batgirl now?" She begs.

" No." I growl.

" Oh come on miss angsty pants went and married an alien guy, She's out so I should be Batgirl now!! Working with me will get you out of your brooding all the time!"

"I like brooding." I state.

" Hahha! and Huntress says you have no sense of humour." She smiles.

" I don't, go away." I respond.

" Why can't I be Batgirl?" She pleads.

" Because I hate you." I tell her truthfully.

" Well I'll just wear the symbol without your permission!" she whines.

" You blew up a City block in Metropolis out of because of incompetence." I admonish.

" Nu - uh it was because the big red button I pushed in the giant robot was shiny."

I slap my forehead. " You will not operate in my city with my symbol , and if you try i will make your life miserable you will jump at every shadow you will never know a moment's peace your sanity will break and you will be a whining pool of fear." I really put on the deep scary voice for this little performance, I think I performed a little too well.

" I just peed my self." Misfit stammers, and teleports away.

I call Alfred over the intercom. " I need you to clean up a mess in the cave."

When Alfred sees the puddle on the floor he remarks. " Sir I thought you outgrew these accidents long ago."

I sigh and go back to my computer analyses on of Jason everything was the same from last time Jason was scanned except for one thing. I angrily go into cell and Grab him. " Who are you?"

" What I'm Jason!"

" Oh really what did you used to call yourself?"

" You mean Robin?" He asks.

" After that!" I yell.

" Um I don't know what you're..."

" Of course you wouldn't know about the Red Hood! What universe are from and what did you do with the Jason Todd from this one?"


TBC

Batman returns Pt 2

I didn't want to use any of the protocols i had in place on Wonder Woman or superman So I turn on the recording I made of the the Joker's previous statements. " Hera! Not even the Joker would be that mad it must be a trick by this fake Batman."
Wonder Woman exclaims.

" No I've checked the entire city with my X-ray Vision,it's not a lie. We have to stop him. "

" Clark!" I demand. " Put the locations of the bombs on the Bat Computer I'll send the my agents to the scenes along with you two we should be able to disarm all the Bombs before The Joker detonates the bombs. Go!"

Clark grins " It certainly sounds like Bruce."

I roll my eyes. " I AMBruce."

I get on to the communications Network " Oracle!"

" What? Br... I mean Batman ? How?"

" Don't have time for that. Did you see Joker's announcement?"

" Yes." She responds.

" Good Superman has ferreted out the locations of the bombs send who ever you can to each one, I'll see who's here."

Nightwing, and Robin had left as soon as Oracle sent them sent them to their locations. Spoiler came out laughing." Cassie, and Monkey Boy the tag Boudakai tournament. She made a bet with me that'd they'd win. She didn't so Now she has to wear this!!!"

Cass came out in...

" I can't move my feet!" she yells.

" Cassandra take off that ridiculous outfit off, and Spoiler don't make stupid bets!"



Any way Nigtwing, and his Outsiders took out one bomb which was guarded by drugged out Henchmen ( Hench man 432 is going to love that.)Others where attacked by Robin, the Question, , and Huntress, Batgirl, and Spoiler, and Red Hood, who I Katana watch I still don't trust him not kill especially when the Joker's involved.


The last few were taken out by Superman , and Wonder Woman so quickly The Henchmen didn't know the bombs were gone.

Meanwhile I traced where the Joker broadcast from. I fight may way through an army of idiots dressed like clowns until I finally find the Joker.

" Aw com'on I didn't want to fight any bird boys Aw well Aren't you going to Say anything ? Which one are you Nightwing? You haven't shot me yet so you're not Red Hood. To tall to be Robin, hey wait are you stilts?"Hahahah!"

" It's me Joker." I snarl.

" Nice impression of Daddy... wait that is you isn't it?Hahahaha You Cheated the reaper! Oh good the game can end perfectly!" he presses the detonator.

" The bombs are gone Joker." I inform him.

" Well let's put a smile on that grim face Batman!" he tries to squirt me in the face with that flower, I dodge it, and punch the clown in face several times.


"Oh Goody maybe we can team up like the old days!"

I hit him one more time to knock him out I hated those team ups. Now to put him back in Arkham , where I hope he'll stay there for more than 3 minutes.

Batman returns

I really should come up with a better plan, when facing an evil god than shooting him with a god weapon, and talking to him for five minutes. I was blasted by Darkseid's so called "Omega Sanction" And sent to what was basically a Hell dimension for a few months.

They say Mister Miracle escaped from that place, well I'm an escape artist too. Too bad when I escaped I did so in the Stone Age. For quite some time I was in a cave with an elderly cave man the only company well until he died.

I drew the Batsymbol onto caves hoping that someone would notice them and a time traveler would pick me up. That had actually worked just not a time traveller I was expecting.

" Hey Gramps!" He grins. “Nice beard, and long hair."

I can't believe I'm going to say this; I'd have actually preferred Booster Gold. The whole way back he would say something like" bet you wish you didn't try to keep my parents apart now aren't you?"

All I said in response is " Hn" And I still hope his future does not come to pass. Maybe I should Kidnap Vincent and have him snipped... Then I'd be stuck in the past still... Damn I hate paradoxes.


Any way it took me forever to convince, Dick, and Tim I was who I said I was who I said I was. Seems “Bruce Cain" Put me months ahead of when I vanished, and there was a burned up corpse in a Batman costume at the scene where Darkseid blasted me.

I have no explanation for that. Darkseid's powers sometimes don't conform to known scientific laws. All I know is when I escaped I was flesh, and blood. Seems I have a lot to catch up on, though I went to Captain Picard's Christmas Party I missed actual Christmas, Probably a good thing since I didn't have to have the awkward conversation with Batgirl about why I bought her a robe.

Iron Man being booted from SHIELD, a new President, all of this I missed I came in on all of my protégé' , and a few Villains fighting for my identity as Batman, that was odd.

Maybe I shouldn't have taken the time to shave and get a haircut before making my appearance. It all turned out alright though seemingly. Although I found an odd looking Batman costume in Jason's room. I'm still not sure I trust him yet and i don't think I'd want him to take my place as Batman.

I pushed this out of my mind as I went down to the cave and looked at the reports from the last few months ... seems the criminals have been rioting since my " Death." they have been emboldened It's high time I make them fear the night once again.

As I start to plan my return the Bat computer yells “incoming transmission”

The ghastly face of the Joker comes on screen

“Hello kiddies it's your Uncle Joker! I'm transmitting this all over the City to let you know my years of mirth, and merry making are coming to an end. You see Gotham, without Batman the game is just no fun anymore. And I will not be spending my time fighting with a Bird Boy wearing daddy's clothes. Besides every time I kill one of those brats they come back wearing leather jackets, and more annoying than when I killed them. But you see I'm the type when a game becomes boring I smash the game board.

So you see I've several nuclear devices all over the city. Yes I know one would do it but the way I've set them up will leave a permanent smile on the ground where Gotham used to be. So I ask you one last time why so serious? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

Damn Joker I start to run to the Batmobile When I'm grabbed by a strong slender hand that picks me up off the ground.

“Wonder Woman?" I gasp .


Superman was behind her “Diana we don't have to be so rough."

“Quiet Kal!" Diana yells.

“There’s no need for that tone Wonder Woman! It's possible Bruce could have returned!"

Diana glares at me “Who are you? And why are you pretending to be Bruce Wayne?"

I don't have time for this.

Jason Todd : Battle for the Cowl

The city has gone to hell since Bruce was burnt to a crisp by Darkseid. Also Damian is trying to kill us all since he thinks he’s “the only one who should true Son of Bruce Wayne."

He started by trying to kill Cass While they were playing a video game.

He came out with a knife, and was slapped in the face by Cass Well I should say bitch slapped the kid flew across the room into a ming vase.he tried this morning on me aknife when I woke up I put the brat in a wrist lock and made him cry until Alfred broke us up.

Vella clapped I didn't even know she was here. " Way to go Show that brat who's the warrior around here!'

I shrug “Why are you here?"

"I need a reason to see you now? Oh so you only want to see me when you're horny?"


Damian yells out “What’s horny?"

“Go! Away!" I admonish he just sticks his tongue out.

“Hey! So who's going to be the new Batman?" Vel asks.

“There’s going to be one?"

"Well yeah and maybe you should do it? I could be your Robin? I can disguise myself by turning my hair supersaiyan..."


Um no you supersaiyan hair looks like Steph's Robin hair It'd almost be like bangin' Brown no thanks."

"Maybe I should be your Catwoman then?" She uses her ring to put her self in a black leather cat suit.

After that we ended up in my bedroom for a few hours. That was dumb of me. Because a few hours later me, Nightwing Robin, Batgirl, and several others Got in this big fight with a bunch of dorks dressing like Batman.

Two-Face, Hush, and a few others. The best part was that Damien had teamed with Hush, and I’d been bruised up, scratched, and bitten by fun time with Vella. Si I wasn't on my "A" game.

Then when we a few others who joined in like Batwoman, and the BOP was getting in trouble the strangest thing happened the Bat Signal shined on us all. We all look up to see....

All the thugs and villains shriek “He’s alive!" Some run off others like Hush Attack "You're not him he's dead!"

For a second he took of “Batman’s" mask and screamed before getting a kick to the face. In the confusion we beat the remaining crooks.

Batgirl runs up and hugs "Batman" after he gets his mask back on none of us got to see who it was.

“Batgirl Robin! Get away from that imposter!" Nightwing orders.

" Hn." He answers. "Meet me back at the Batcave."

All of us there who know where that is meet there later and " Bats" is sitting at the head of the meeting table just like Bruce used to in the same position , and evreything.

Dick gets in his face. “Who do you think you are Mister? I saw Batman's burned corpse! You have some nerve wearing his costume!"

"Who am I? I'm Batman." before Dick throws a punch he takes off his Cowl.




"Father?" Damien squeaks. “Are you a ghost? A zombie?"

“Bruce how?" Dick asks.

“Explanation later first we have to stop this chaos in my city."

Well, well looks like Daddy's home.

Batgirl: Putting my team back together.

While Batman's been gone.. me, Nightwing Robin and ... Jason have been protecting Gotham.. and I've spent the rest of the time dating Vincent... learning to read... And stuff Barbara says I should do.

Like a slumber party... I don't get... this it's annoying.

I don't know half of these people... How did Poison Ivy , and Harley Quinn get in? Jubilee hit me with a pillow spilling my popcorn... and everyone get mad at me for breaking her nose. She attacked me.

Stupid... But I was getting used to um these kind of things when this thing that Vincent said it's was Cooler put out this um message out all over the world he captured a um Legacy team the Iron Lad Put together. he and the vampires in West City captured them including Jason, and Vella.

Sigh... Vampirella told me she would ... um take care of the vampires .. so I never did anything about them.But now they have mu friends, and older brother... I don't care if " Cooler" wants to fight Goku he's fighting us.

Vincent went to find Slobo. I went to my friend Stephanie.

I drive to her house And Come up to her, she looks up from the kitchen table



" Aaah! What are you doing in my house Cass don't you ever knock?"

" I'm bringing the team back together." I tell her.

" No Hi Stephi how ya doing? Well I'm just some girl not some supefighter I have no powers.. and Psyche! lemme get my costume."

She thinks she's funny... she's not.I could tell from her body language she was kidding. but then that's why I need her to keep me from getting to serious... that and her invisibility belt.

We meet Vincent, who's riding on the Super Cycle with Slobo.


" How did you get Slobo to rejoin our merry band?" Stephi asks.

" Told him he was acting stupid and we can protect ourselves and each other from Lobo."

" Then he called me a p#ssy." Slobo says.

" Vincent..." I start to lecture.

" Naw don't worry about it Batty It was just what I needed ta slap me outta my emo well and what do ya expect when he's been raised by probably the rudest guy in the Universe."

Vincent grins. " yeah probably let's go save my sister huh? I talked Goku out of fighting Cooler But he ain't going to wait forever."

I just need to call one more person..." i um tell them I call someone who's been annoying to be on Legacy since Inertia died...Supergirl.


We all meet at the coordinates... and Vincent whines.. " Oh man my ex, and my girlfriend in the same place this sucks."

" Aw you're just afraid me , and Cass will talk about you behind your back." Kara grins.



I come up with a plan quickly Vincent Slobo, and and Supergirl go in with all their big noisy powers. While me , and Spoiler rescue the others. That didn't go as planned when this vampire guy stared at me, and Spoiler ... he was creepy.

Vincent got into a fight with him. and the rest of the Vampires didn't seem to notice me and Steph already went invisible. I um sneak towards where my friends are being held when my brother Jason runs at me.

I smile under my mask " I'm glad you're safe." I notice his body language is ... wrong.

" Alcurad commands me to stop you Batgirl, and to bring you to him."

Jason... is being controlled... I have to stop him without hurting ... him too badly. This sucks.

To be concluded in the Legacy blog.

Jason Todd: Alien girls are weird.

I've been staying at Wayne Manor since Bruce well... who the hell knows he vanishes a lot. People are talking about a battle for the cowl coming uh... yeah. As soon as anyone takes Bats' mask he'll show up again.

Anyway yeah it was okay until I'd come back in from night patrol and hear something rattling around the kitchen. I wander in there, and oh naked chick I wonder if this is one of Bruce's girl friends?

Then she turns around Ugh!


“Cass why the hell are you naked? Does Bruce let you roam around like that?"

“I was uncomfortable..."

“That makes two of us Argh!" So I've been spending the night at one of Bruce's safe houses since then. I can do without little sister streaking. Next thing you know Tim will wear a dress, and Dick will try to be short Batman...

Any way I was getting with to do my morning workout when I was blown up by
Pan

Say what you want about Batman being paranoid, and all but that body armor he gave me saved my neck. I was stuck under rubble for about an hour slowly digging my way out until Vel finally freed me you know some guys make fun of me for having a girlfriend much stronger than I am...

But it seems to be a Bat Family tradition of some kind Bruce, and Wonder Woman, Dick, and Starfire, Tim , and Wonder Girl... well that and those guys all lust after Supergirl who's s bit stronger than Vel. But that's not my point my point is this time it's quite an advantage since I only got to spend an hour under the rubble, and not all day.

Anyway she gets all pissed and goes to beat up Pan... okay cool I can still do what I planned to do today. Turns out the guy running around in my old Red Robin costume was an enemy of Tim's called the General.

That jerk got me put in the slammer for a day and his distraction got me shot in the leg. He's already in prison after his last fight with Robin but Now he's gonna meet the Red Hood.

Sneaking in was easy enough. I break into his cell and he starts with the regular villain tripe. “ I trained with great masters... so I could defeat my great adversary Robin... you the failed Robin can not... Argh!"

The Argh was the part when I kicked him in the jewels. I was trained by many of those masters too, and Batman. But nothing's better than fighting dirty.

I pull a gun and think about shooting him in the head. Nah Not worth the bother I'll get from the other bird boys. I shoot him in the leg in the exact way I was injured... good enough., and he won't get some magic bean thing from his half alien girlfriend so he's gonna have to live with some pain.

I escape, and go back to the Mansion. Where the little terror Damian is whining at Alfred. I slap him in the back of the head. “You don't mess with Alf ya got that?"

“What kind of shenanigans have you been up to Master Jason?" He eyes me suspiciously.

“No one died if that's what you're asking ."

“Very good sir. You can have a cookie."

I'm really hoping that's a joke. I sit not really paying attention to anything when I'm grabbed up and put on someone’s shoulder a slim shoulder that looks like it shouldn't have the strength to pick me up.

I sigh. “I wish you wouldn't do that Vel."

“Why?" She giggles.

Tim runs out and laughs.

“That’s why." I groan. “Hey Tim shut up At least my girlfriend didn't fake her own death to get away from me like Brown did to you."

“She didn't fake her death she was really dead!" he gripes.

Sure she was. I smile as I'm being carried like a sack of potatoes out the door the rest of the night was good, and bad the good good dinner, the bad I had to clothes shop with the little princess.

She laughs. “Don’t worry it won't be all bad you get to take a bath with me.

I thought that was great until we get to where Legacy used to have thier HQ. She put all this girlie crap into it bath salts... perfumes bubbles ugh.


Too much damn pink in this room too. Later after we dry off we, and put some clothes we run into The mini version of Tony Stark. “Oh good glad you two are still here. I'm putting together a new Legacy And you two are prime candidates, and wait...why do you smell like Flowers 'Hood?"

Stupid bath perfume....

Batgirl: Batgirls united

I was at um.. Inertia's funeral. I don't get these funerals And i said it out loud...

Vella speaks up. " Hm some one's talkative today, and a bit morbid too." She smiles. " We'll just bring him back with the dragon balls when they regenerate in some months." I see Jason wince.. at her saying that.

Must be nice to be live that people always come back... then again Superman was dead...Conner was dead... I look across this graveyard, and I see a Flash that used to be dead. Why can't the man that my father made me kill as a kid come back?

Supergirl um bounces up to me. " Hey! Batty I was going to ask you if you need a new member Well I can help ya out."

" I don't... know When I lead Legacy someone died. ... Not sure if I want to lead anymore.

" Oh bat angst nice. Well here keep my number, and call me when you're recruiting. "

Great I can barely read her number.I guess I could get Vincent to read it... but I haven't seen him in a few days. After that was over, and I had my share of dirty looks from Anthony Stark Jr.

Later at the Batcave... I sit Staring... at the computer.Wishing Batman were here.. So I could talk ..or Nightwing or Robin. Or someone besides the annoying Damian Kid Or Jason...

Ugh Why does Batman have to vanish every once in a while? As I sit thinking... I don't notice. Somone walk in. " Wow it's unusual for someone to sneak up on you."




I sigh. " Not another alternate universe or ... um reboot."

" Nope it's me no universe reboot or anything Cass." Barbara smiles.

I grab her and hug her. "You can walk again!" her body language is a little weird about it though. " Hey while the boys are wherever. why don't we protect Gotham?get into costume."

This is weird... I was always told that if Barbabra walked again she'd take the Batgirl name from me But she wants to um team up.. I should have known.. she's never really been that um mean to me. So I'm ready.

We went swinging through the city. Until we saw this weirdo in a moth suit.



He's strange looking.

"ohhh man I don't be live it! My old pal Killer Moth!" Babs laughs "I thought you were run out of this city years ago! robbing a bank? Really? Wow! Like old times."

" Who's this Batgirl? Your ugly little sister?" Moth guy spits.

" Sister ? Soon yes. Ugly no. It's actually too bad she hides herself behind that mask anywhoo We'll just kick your butt now."

All these guys dressed like moths try to attack us. I beat them down while Barbara charges Killer Moth Whiles she's not a as good a fighter as I am, she didn't do all that bad.

I watched her back knocking out the guns from henchman's hand is or just knocking out sneak attackers. Then all of the sudden there was a popping sound and Barbara fell in a heap.

" I don't know what happened to you batgirl

I um step in front of the moth man and Barbara. "Oh what are you going to do tiny?"

I break his arm, and leave him tied up for the police, I swing Barbara, out of there.

" Ah stupid exoskeleton!" Babs yells.

" you can't walk?" i ask.

" No it was an exoskeleton made to look like my suit I was I ... well I just wanted to go out one last time. After the Weirdo with the Cosmic Cube made me Batgirl again Seems dumb huh?"

" No... Why did you want me to come along?" I um question.


" Well you always were like a student to me I guess I just wanted. To fight along side you for once if I stayed Batgirl you'd be my sidekick now." She laughs.

" No I'm the better... fighter." I say. " You're just the pretty one."

" Hey! I' m the brains! You're the brawn! Just take me back to the Clock Tower." She sighs.

" What did you mean you would be my sister?" I ask.

" I'm marrying Nightwing remember?"

" Well you'll be... better than my real one."

Hey Bruce, Tim, Dick, Jason, and me are your real family. David Cain only wanted to use you as a weapon. Family isn't always about blood."

After taking Barbara back to the clock tower. Nightwiing tries to give me an um Pep talk about leading a super team.

I guess I feel a little better Now after talking with Dick. Inertia did um... make his choice to sacrifice himself.

i return home.. and find a Vincent waiting on me asleep.

I guess it's a good thing... Bruce isn't here.... he wouldn't like me bringing Vincent up to my room.