Why did I decide to have a bat family?

Cassandra has picked up a bad habit. She has decided to walk around at night naked. This is a problem normally since the first time she did it, in front of Robin he ran around yelling "No unclean! Unclean!" besides the problem of her being basically my ward, and her being too old to act like that.


Nightwing visited with the Outsiders for a team up, and freaked them out. Not all of them Green Arrow keeps asking "If she's available."

I should punch him for that, but instead said. “If you want to fight a teenage hormonal space alien hybrid that the other day destroyed a Gotham City block be my guest, or better yet go ask Nightwing if she's available."

Since I later found him with a broken nose and an ice pack on his groin I'd say he was actually dumb enough to ask Nightwing. Ollie isn't the only problem there are two other problems named Conner Kent, and Garfield Logan, AKA Superboy, and Beast Boy.

I can do without the constant cat calls and Alfred hitting them with brooms the sooner the new Titan's Tower is built the better. So I had to re teach her to wear robes when walking around the house at night.

I really wish I knew who to blame for her forgetting that in the first place, Vincent maybe or it's a Deathstroke serum side effect. Either way it's a good thing I took the time to reteach her, because some social worker appeared to ask about someone using Jason's social security number, and ID to get credit cards.

That didn't look too good, but if she was playing at being a nudist it would have looked a hundred times worse. God how am I going to explain all these teenagers running around without looking like Caligula?

Cass looks up at me after being called "Sicko" by the social worker. Cass Asked. “Jason? What’s wrong?"

“Nothing it's just I have to not let on I know he's alive, that and know he's Red X, and you let him go."

“He’s my brother... like Dick... and Tim... I couldn't lock him away."

I sigh. "I know I can't blame you for something I've done my self. I could have stopped him at any time, but he's still my son I keep holding out hope he can be reached, and he has been acting somewhat better lately, at least he's not putting people's heads in duffle bags, or running around dressed as Richard, also He didn't kill those security guards at Thorne's someone else did that someone who wanted me to know Jason was in a new costumed identity, and wanted me, confront him. He didn't even kill Thorne just wounded him. There's hope for the boy yet."

She smiles and is about to walk off." Cassandra? Before you go I would like to ask you not bring the rest of Legacy along with you next I ask you to defend Gotham in my absence."

“Can I bring Spoiler?" She asks.

“Yes that's fine." Now to confront Jason.

I had suspected he was using one of my safe houses since I found a torn Green Lantern costume on the floor. While it could have been Huntress and Hal Jordan again, I don't believe Hal has shrunk to about 5 foot 7.

Another child of mine, and another alien I blame Dick, and Starfire for this. Tim will likely be engaged to the Martian Girl in a couple of years. I wait until he enters through the window.

“I should have known you'd figure it out." he grunts.

“It took about five minutes. So you and the saiyan girl? Why?"

He takes off the mask “I don't have to answer to you anymore! Besides its just sex."

“Don’t lie to a liar." I respond. "Red X? SHIELD?"

"Yeah I guess you seen LGS 3?"

I shrug. “No why?"

“Well don't let's just say SHIELD wants me in a mask again.

“The thievery?" I enquire.

" Yeah Throne was selling top secret weapons plans, Hulk Busters that Stark has designed just in case the big Gamma Goof went all ' Take over New Yorky' again. In the wrong hands those things..."

"I get the picture, and the money was just a cover up."

"Yeah." He retorts.

"Hh. I want you to know if you kill in my city, I will bring you, and your puppet masters down."

“Yeah, yeah." he rolls his eyes. “I’m going out to take on whoever is wearing my costume. I guess this is payback for me pretending to be Dick, But hey Lazarus Pits and all that. Later pops."

“Yes in fact me and Diana would like to meet this girlfriend of yours. And I’m not taking no for an answer. I call you with the date and time; remember Amazons do not like tardiness."

" Okay." He swings out into the night. I watch to make sure he doesn't kill as he fights his doppelganger. When Jason tears off the mask, he finds... Talon Owl Man's sidekick.

“I tested you for Granny you fought with Batman, now you will fight for Granny." A Boom Tube opens up and sucks Jason in. I knock out Talon, with a Batarang. The Tube closes before I can enter. “Talon! Where did you send where?"

He just repeated " Granny is Love Slavery is freedom” over and over. It doesn’t take the World’s greatest detective to know who's behind this Darkseid.


Meanwhile

Jason gets up " Ugh where am I? And why am I in Earth 2 Robin's costume?"

An announcer's voice blares. “Weeelcome to the Dark Side Club! In the ring at 6'1 222 lbs. The second Robin! And his opponent...

“Ah you have got be kidding me!" Jason grumbles

A new rouge.. just what I need.

That thing ... in my last post was created by Batmite for...well I can never figure that little freak out. Any way I made Batmite put it back where ever he got it from. Some day I'm going to figure out how to keep 'Mite from getting into this dimension.

After I finally get Batmite to go away. Another thing pops up as Cyclops runs around Gotham naked blasting anything that moves. X-men can be so annoying. I have to chase him down, while keeping my dinner from coming up.

I finally catch him with an inhibitor net that took away his powers. Now I'll let Commissioner Gordon deal with him. Finally I get a chance to go and capture Mobster Rupert Thorn, Who I finally have enough evidence to put away.

When I get to his mansion, I find that many of his gangsters are shot Thorn was being choked by this person.


“Who are you supposed to be?" I ask.

“Red X is good enough. Now mind your own business Bats. I'm taking care of Thorn, unlike you who don't have the guts. "

I see that he broken open Thorn's safe. “Helping yourself to his money more like."

He laughs. “Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, namely me.” I throw a batrang to get him away from Thorn.

It hits his neck slashing it " Not again!" He shouts.

"Again? I know you?"

He throws the X shaped ninja stars out of a belt, oh great he's ripping me off. Or he's one of the people I've trained. The way he fights confirms this he uses many of my moves. This narrows it down a lot.

After throwing different gadgets at each other, he pulls a gun and fires. I turn and see he shot Thorn in the shoulder. Thorn had a gun himself, and was about to shoot me. " Seems you couldn't resist trying to take me out."

I turn my attention back to Red X, he's already gone. The money is gone as well. A murderer , and a thief. Sigh and the suspects are few my own family.