Thursday, April 30, 2009

The worst has happened.

The reason ... well one of the many reasons I didn't want Cassandra associating with that half alien... I guess you'd call him a boy even though he maybe closer to some kind of ape. Is that aliens have strange traditions, and came up to bite Cass well the part that rhymes with her name.

Now just because Vegeta's Mother says so she's apparently hat stupid boy's wife. Not that any court on the planet would support that. Just some idiotic alien law. I keep trying to get Cassandra to come home But every time she refuses.

They may have brain washed her into wanting to stay with that idiot. Of course Babs has another idea.

After that little faux pas she left but not before saying. " She's old enough that she has to make her own mistakes now she wasn't going to be the little mute girl we first found during No Man's Land forever."


Hn.Jason from his cage laughs at me. " Aw you actually care about the psycho ninja chick... that's more than you ever did for me Bats. "

" That's not true and you know it." I say back the problem is he does know it before when Jason actually killed he was just getting over his dip in a Lazarus Pit, that along with months of Talia Al Ghul feeding him lies.

He seemed to get over his rages for the most part and mostly acted like a petulant child who wanted my attention. So this new violent persona has taken me aback. I've been running a battery of tests on him to see if there's some reason why he suddenly went insane.

Because even when he did kill criminals he'd have never shot Damien or stabbed Tim. That's the only reason Tim is not being punished for introducing Batgirl to that ape kid. After he recovers? We'll see.

After Barbara leaves her annoying little sidekick Misfit appears in my Batcave.

"Can I be Batgirl now?" She begs.

" No." I growl.

" Oh come on miss angsty pants went and married an alien guy, She's out so I should be Batgirl now!! Working with me will get you out of your brooding all the time!"

"I like brooding." I state.

" Hahha! and Huntress says you have no sense of humour." She smiles.

" I don't, go away." I respond.

" Why can't I be Batgirl?" She pleads.

" Because I hate you." I tell her truthfully.

" Well I'll just wear the symbol without your permission!" she whines.

" You blew up a City block in Metropolis out of because of incompetence." I admonish.

" Nu - uh it was because the big red button I pushed in the giant robot was shiny."

I slap my forehead. " You will not operate in my city with my symbol , and if you try i will make your life miserable you will jump at every shadow you will never know a moment's peace your sanity will break and you will be a whining pool of fear." I really put on the deep scary voice for this little performance, I think I performed a little too well.

" I just peed my self." Misfit stammers, and teleports away.

I call Alfred over the intercom. " I need you to clean up a mess in the cave."

When Alfred sees the puddle on the floor he remarks. " Sir I thought you outgrew these accidents long ago."

I sigh and go back to my computer analyses on of Jason everything was the same from last time Jason was scanned except for one thing. I angrily go into cell and Grab him. " Who are you?"

" What I'm Jason!"

" Oh really what did you used to call yourself?"

" You mean Robin?" He asks.

" After that!" I yell.

" Um I don't know what you're..."

" Of course you wouldn't know about the Red Hood! What universe are from and what did you do with the Jason Todd from this one?"


TBC