sidekicks are annoying

Of course the problems I've been having with Jason AKA the Red Hood are pretty well known. He got into a fight with Dick Grayson, and convinced him that the body that Darkseid left behind during the Final Crisis was the real me, and I'm a clone.


In some odd failure of mental prowess on Dick's thought he believed Jason, I mean is is really so hard to believe I was tossed back in time by Darkseid's beams and had to live different lives through out time? Hn, come to think of it I wouldn't believe me either.



Either way dick tossed the body into a Lazarus Pit, and lo and behold it's the clone. and completely insane as well how insane? It did this.




Please sing " Batman is Bruce Wayne" a little louder, I'm sure someone in Star City hasn't heard it yet. So I've been spending the last few days like this.

Fighting a Batman clone , but since Diana was off fighting an insane Cupid the only thing I would have done on Valentine's Day is brood around the cave, and listen to Batgirl, and Spoiler complain, about men while watching Twilight Brrr.


Poor Alfred is still in the fetal position, after one hour of that. So the battle with the me clone was a blessing in disguise.Speaking of Batgirl, and Spoiler lately Cassandra has been letting Stephanie fill in for her on patrols normally that wouldn't be a problem except for she wears this...


Somehow wearing a Batgirl costume makes her IQ go down a few points since she blows up more buildings than Red Hood, the bad part is Red Hood tries to blow up the buildings Stephanie blows them up, along with herself, and and any criminals, and police officers at the scene on accident.

Then there's this...





That's just wrong. Also she likes to piss off Tim evrey once in a while by wearing her Robin costume.


Speaking of Tim last time I saw him he was babbling about " No one dies again" and clones I had better actually follow up on that... but for right there are reports of my clone in Gotham Square, and he has a microphone.So I'm going to have to try , and capture him again.

Batwoman...

I don't know what kind of drugs she's on....

Whatever they are she really needs to stop taking them to start thinking she's me is really going to get her hurt one day, or me having to give an awkward explanation to Commissioner Gordon. Hh Maybe she needs to visit Arkham for a month or two. Probaly not she'd probably come out thinking she's the Joker one of him is too much

Why does evreyone want to steal my identity? Probably as something to do with me dating Wonder Woman...

Winter Festivels hn

I was looking for clues on where Jason might have escaped to... and also following up clues on the ID of the New Black Mask... but instead of doing any of this... Diana wants me to go to some stupid winter festival the amazons are having. I just finished with New Years, and Christmas, and having to be around Dick , Damien, Tim and Cassandra's constant bickering, and pranks on one another.

Now Diana drags me to another party literally. I have to reassess the intelligence of dating Wonder Woman. I notice Clark isn't here, but of course if he doesn't want to go somewhere he can pretend there's an emergency, and fly off in space until the event ends.

Lucky farmboy.

I had overheard Amazons making fun of me insinuating that I couldn't get anything done without Oracle, Batgirl , and Spoiler. Oracle, and Batgirl, are professionals, but Spoiler, can't open a can of orange juice without blowing something up.

I'm the Dark night Detective, The Caped Crusader, I can protect Gotham by myself if need be, and I'm also very modest.

Wonder Woman keeps trying to get Wonder girl, and the saiyan girl Vella to make up... I keep thinking that I want to lob a Batarang, at her twin brother, especially the way he's touching Cassandra ,in public.


I fight that urge, and walk past Wonder Girl who’s' saying “You were my friend, why'd you try to steal Conner?"

“I thought we could you know... share him, I wasn’t trying to steal him." Vella answers. “I roll my eyes. As Super hormone Boy looks like he's about to explode at the thought. Then Wonder girl has a strange look on her face and says something about "experimenting." “And if Conner's good maybe we'll let him in on it."

Cnner Kent is then drooling to to this The oblivious Saiyan says I like experiments. Welll unless they blow up, and mess up your clothes. or give you new superpowers that you have yto figure out how they work..."


Some dark haired girl about the same age who for some reason reminds me of the X-man Wolverine replies. “That is not the kind of experiments she is talking about."

“Really Laura what is she talking about?"

‘Laura’ growls "Yer parents really should have taught you not to be so flamin' naive."

This is why I'm glad there was no superhero teen teams when I was their age. It was mostly just Clark playing Superboy, and that was pretty much it. I leave behind the teen age soap opera and try to follow a hunch. I was thinking if Vella was here, then Jason could be , and if he is I can take him down, and end his killing spree.

Since regular prison can't hold him, I have a nice cell in the Batcave waiting for him. find the former Robin looking at some kind of food as if tying to decide if it's edible. I attack.
The Amazons grab us, pull us apart, and shake their heads. “We should have known better than to let men on the island. Now we will make them wear the hats of shame!"



I don't like the hats of shame. Had to wear that for the rest of the time I was on Paradise Island, and of course Jason got away. Reason # 196 I don't like leaving Gotham.