Now Diana drags me to another party literally. I have to reassess the intelligence of dating Wonder Woman. I notice Clark isn't here, but of course if he doesn't want to go somewhere he can pretend there's an emergency, and fly off in space until the event ends.
Lucky farmboy.
I had overheard Amazons making fun of me insinuating that I couldn't get anything done without Oracle, Batgirl , and Spoiler. Oracle, and Batgirl, are professionals, but Spoiler, can't open a can of orange juice without blowing something up.
I'm the Dark night Detective, The Caped Crusader, I can protect Gotham by myself if need be, and I'm also very modest.
Wonder Woman keeps trying to get Wonder girl, and the saiyan girl Vella to make up... I keep thinking that I want to lob a Batarang, at her twin brother, especially the way he's touching Cassandra ,in public.
I fight that urge, and walk past Wonder Girl who’s' saying “You were my friend, why'd you try to steal Conner?"
“I thought we could you know... share him, I wasn’t trying to steal him." Vella answers. “I roll my eyes. As Super hormone Boy looks like he's about to explode at the thought. Then Wonder girl has a strange look on her face and says something about "experimenting." “And if Conner's good maybe we'll let him in on it."
Cnner Kent is then drooling to to this The oblivious Saiyan says I like experiments. Welll unless they blow up, and mess up your clothes. or give you new superpowers that you have yto figure out how they work..."
Some dark haired girl about the same age who for some reason reminds me of the X-man Wolverine replies. “That is not the kind of experiments she is talking about."
“Really Laura what is she talking about?"
‘Laura’ growls "Yer parents really should have taught you not to be so flamin' naive."
This is why I'm glad there was no superhero teen teams when I was their age. It was mostly just Clark playing Superboy, and that was pretty much it. I leave behind the teen age soap opera and try to follow a hunch. I was thinking if Vella was here, then Jason could be , and if he is I can take him down, and end his killing spree.
Since regular prison can't hold him, I have a nice cell in the Batcave waiting for him. find the former Robin looking at some kind of food as if tying to decide if it's edible. I attack.
The Amazons grab us, pull us apart, and shake their heads. “We should have known better than to let men on the island. Now we will make them wear the hats of shame!"
I don't like the hats of shame. Had to wear that for the rest of the time I was on Paradise Island, and of course Jason got away. Reason # 196 I don't like leaving Gotham.
