Tuesday, February 16, 2010

sidekicks are annoying

Of course the problems I've been having with Jason AKA the Red Hood are pretty well known. He got into a fight with Dick Grayson, and convinced him that the body that Darkseid left behind during the Final Crisis was the real me, and I'm a clone.


In some odd failure of mental prowess on Dick's thought he believed Jason, I mean is is really so hard to believe I was tossed back in time by Darkseid's beams and had to live different lives through out time? Hn, come to think of it I wouldn't believe me either.



Either way dick tossed the body into a Lazarus Pit, and lo and behold it's the clone. and completely insane as well how insane? It did this.




Please sing " Batman is Bruce Wayne" a little louder, I'm sure someone in Star City hasn't heard it yet. So I've been spending the last few days like this.

Fighting a Batman clone , but since Diana was off fighting an insane Cupid the only thing I would have done on Valentine's Day is brood around the cave, and listen to Batgirl, and Spoiler complain, about men while watching Twilight Brrr.


Poor Alfred is still in the fetal position, after one hour of that. So the battle with the me clone was a blessing in disguise.Speaking of Batgirl, and Spoiler lately Cassandra has been letting Stephanie fill in for her on patrols normally that wouldn't be a problem except for she wears this...


Somehow wearing a Batgirl costume makes her IQ go down a few points since she blows up more buildings than Red Hood, the bad part is Red Hood tries to blow up the buildings Stephanie blows them up, along with herself, and and any criminals, and police officers at the scene on accident.

Then there's this...





That's just wrong. Also she likes to piss off Tim evrey once in a while by wearing her Robin costume.


Speaking of Tim last time I saw him he was babbling about " No one dies again" and clones I had better actually follow up on that... but for right there are reports of my clone in Gotham Square, and he has a microphone.So I'm going to have to try , and capture him again.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Batwoman...

I don't know what kind of drugs she's on....

Whatever they are she really needs to stop taking them to start thinking she's me is really going to get her hurt one day, or me having to give an awkward explanation to Commissioner Gordon. Hh Maybe she needs to visit Arkham for a month or two. Probaly not she'd probably come out thinking she's the Joker one of him is too much

Why does evreyone want to steal my identity? Probably as something to do with me dating Wonder Woman...