Batgirl: Stupid Misfit

What did I um... Do to Babs? She made me ...um take Misfit with me on patrol of Gotham. I like... patrolling.. gotham. It's good practice... for when I take over for Batman... Maybe I'll have Vincent be my Robin. Or... my Catman (Because he's not a woman.) Though... Vince wearing the Tiny Robin shorts...


“Mistress Cassandra!"

“Um Yes Alfred?"

“If you want me to continue to type this for you could please refrain from making me write things that put disturbing images in my mind?"

“Okay."

Anyway...I try to sneak up on the Mad Hatter... And Misfit starts talking. " You date a saiyan? Why? Is it true what they say about their tails? What's with that hair? Why does it change colors is it like a mood ring?"

Mad Hatter got away because... this ... um...kid... Talking warned him we were there.

I find him again... After beating up some thugs... Misfit does the same.. thing. “Why do you get to be Batgirl? I should be Batgirl! I'm the redhead, you have black hair."

As Mad Hatter gets away again. She says. “Wow you really suck at catching bad guys."

What would Batman do? I can only think of one thing... I knock her out with a Batarang in the back of the head. She'll heal up and find me... so I tie her.. up .. and hope she's too dumb to teleport.

Finally... I track down ... And catch Mad Hatter. When I get back... to the cave Barbra yells at me for ... for knocking out Misfit... Now I have monitor duty... Robin laughs at me.


“If you... Don’t stop laughing... I will tell Steph you sleep with a night light."

Robin gets all mad “Do not!"

“Do to!"

“Do not!"

"Ahem!" I hear behind me. I turn...


Yay! Bruce is back!

My new team's first mission is done.

Okay seems Connor Hawke isn't dead, he 's in a coma what can I say? I tune Ollie out when he's talking to me . Especially when he accuses me of protecting Time travelers I don't really like all that much.

My team has ferreted out a Skrull infiltration on SHIELD. Seems they were using The Military organization’s resources to create an army of Meta humans that would help them in their invasion. I gave this information of where the other labs are to The other Super groups.

And SHIELD as well, though I gave it to them anonymously. So all the labs will have SHIELD been destroyed by now, and whatever the Skrulls are planning has taken a crippling blow.


I should be helping the JLA with whatever they're doing in all of this, but I think it's high time I do something I haven't done in a long time. Leave the city to my sidekicks for a few days, (which is why I have so many of them.) And take a little time off.