Thursday, February 26, 2009

Batman returns Pt 2

I didn't want to use any of the protocols i had in place on Wonder Woman or superman So I turn on the recording I made of the the Joker's previous statements. " Hera! Not even the Joker would be that mad it must be a trick by this fake Batman."
Wonder Woman exclaims.

" No I've checked the entire city with my X-ray Vision,it's not a lie. We have to stop him. "

" Clark!" I demand. " Put the locations of the bombs on the Bat Computer I'll send the my agents to the scenes along with you two we should be able to disarm all the Bombs before The Joker detonates the bombs. Go!"

Clark grins " It certainly sounds like Bruce."

I roll my eyes. " I AMBruce."

I get on to the communications Network " Oracle!"

" What? Br... I mean Batman ? How?"

" Don't have time for that. Did you see Joker's announcement?"

" Yes." She responds.

" Good Superman has ferreted out the locations of the bombs send who ever you can to each one, I'll see who's here."

Nightwing, and Robin had left as soon as Oracle sent them sent them to their locations. Spoiler came out laughing." Cassie, and Monkey Boy the tag Boudakai tournament. She made a bet with me that'd they'd win. She didn't so Now she has to wear this!!!"

Cass came out in...

" I can't move my feet!" she yells.

" Cassandra take off that ridiculous outfit off, and Spoiler don't make stupid bets!"



Any way Nigtwing, and his Outsiders took out one bomb which was guarded by drugged out Henchmen ( Hench man 432 is going to love that.)Others where attacked by Robin, the Question, , and Huntress, Batgirl, and Spoiler, and Red Hood, who I Katana watch I still don't trust him not kill especially when the Joker's involved.


The last few were taken out by Superman , and Wonder Woman so quickly The Henchmen didn't know the bombs were gone.

Meanwhile I traced where the Joker broadcast from. I fight may way through an army of idiots dressed like clowns until I finally find the Joker.

" Aw com'on I didn't want to fight any bird boys Aw well Aren't you going to Say anything ? Which one are you Nightwing? You haven't shot me yet so you're not Red Hood. To tall to be Robin, hey wait are you stilts?"Hahahah!"

" It's me Joker." I snarl.

" Nice impression of Daddy... wait that is you isn't it?Hahahaha You Cheated the reaper! Oh good the game can end perfectly!" he presses the detonator.

" The bombs are gone Joker." I inform him.

" Well let's put a smile on that grim face Batman!" he tries to squirt me in the face with that flower, I dodge it, and punch the clown in face several times.


"Oh Goody maybe we can team up like the old days!"

I hit him one more time to knock him out I hated those team ups. Now to put him back in Arkham , where I hope he'll stay there for more than 3 minutes.

1 comment:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Cassie's outfit looks rather...interesting.