The Red Hood: Slaying the Slayer part 1

Well things have gotten pretty much worse but at least I have my own place. yeah I've been stealing money from crooks ,and have a nice set up. The only problem is Damien keeps popping up here. Probably to steal weapons worse yet now Spoiler is here.

" You know why you're going after Heroslayer don't you?" She mocks.

“Yeah no one will actually kill the bastard, in fact all everyone else is doing is fighting Black Lantern zombies. He's tried to kill my little sister twice now he won't get another chance."

" No You're doing it because you wuv Vella." She laughs.

I groan at the non- word, “I do not!"

“How come you have a poster sized picture of her over your weapons huh?" Spoiler points.


“To say to my friends hey I hit that!" I explain.

She snorts “You don't have any friends."

Sigh how do I get rid of this pest? I could shoot her... but no she's a good guy just like other superheroes she's delusional about killing I tried their way for a little while I couldn't do it. Steph had hope when she shot Black Mask but then she went back to drinking the Batman Kool-Aid.

Finally it came to me how to get rid of her. “And I know why you're here you want me don't you?"

“What?" She shouts.

“Yeah I don't blame you with Tim Drake being gay, and all well the only dudes you see at college are drunk frat boys. I can see why I'd be appealing."

“You’re delusional Todd!" She protests, perhaps a bit too much.

“Well if you want to stay at my place, stop annoying me. You can start by stripping." I grin. “Naked women are rarely annoying."

“You’re sick Jason!" She yells. “Oh and Tim is SO not gay!"

“Keep telling yourself that." I chuckle. She jumps out my window in a huff swinging somewhere into the night. Hey you know either way that could have ended would have been good, she'd either leave or I'd get some whichever.

This is he perfect time to go after the Heroslayer, another one of those big Crises' that brings all the heroes together to fight one thing is going on. The afore mentioned zombie thing. So Bats is busy, and won't be monitoring me with all of his spandex buddies.

Also Superman or whoever won't be going after Slayer himself he's busy fighting zombie Superman, yes you read that right zombie Superman.


Don't ask it's way too complicated to get into. Any way I'd done some detective ( yes I can do that. Bruce did train me in it . ) And found an exotic weapons supplier who sells crazy tech weapons to too plenty of bad guys including the 'Slayer.

He just happens to be set up in Gotham too well sometimes you just have the lucky breaks. I drive my cycle out to his hideout when I'm about to go break in, and smash interrogate him, I'm knocked back by a massive explosion.

" Shit!" I curse. At that moment a gun is pushed into my face. “that’s exactly what you are you Stark lover. "I already had my gun so I point it at my assailant.

My eyes clear and I see who ambushed me oh great it's ...

Punisher?! Great this just sucks.