The Red Hood: Slaying the Slayer final part.

Continued fromhere.

The Punisher is a moron. I like to case a bad guy's lair and come up with a plan to take him out. Punisher well he runs in firing guns like an idiot.

And of course we get attacked by security robots. I actually take the things out by tossing explosive batrangs at them. He just sprays bullets around, I'm not even sure he hits any.

I dodge or disarm all the traps, and finally I break into the final door to his lair. Punisher shoots things. And at last Heroslayer stands before us.

“Ah Red Hood, and Punisher, let me..."

“No don't!" I interrupt. “He’ll bore us with a long drawn out villain speech!" We bothe fire our guns at the psycho villain.

He fired some weird laser gun thing at us. We both dodged, and hid behind a computer.

“You should both join me!" Hero Slayer shouts. " You're both rejected by the heroes because of your violent tendencies. They hate you I'll accept you!"

“Are you coming on to us?" I quip. “Because to tell the truth I've had better offers. But seriously does anyone ever join you when you ask them that?"

The Punisher just tosses a grenade over to towards Heroslayer's cover he leaps out like a grass hopper. He gets right in our firing range until he runs over to some compute r console, and starts bragging.

“My automated defense systems will cut you into ribbons." he presses the buttons, and nothing happens.

I smile ( not that anyone can see it under the hood.) “My sidekick Scarlet snuck around while you were busy with us, and took care of your little systems."

Then he comes at me, and knocks me down with one of my little sister Cassandra's moves. He then Takes down Punisher with One of Captain America's techniques. What is this guy the Taskmaster all of the sudden?

Then he makes a mistake and tells us how he's doing it. I bought technology from Prometheus I can download all the fighting styles of the best!"

Problem for him is Baman has fought Prometheus a lot and well he has a trick against him One that he gave me when I was playing "the good son" for a while there. I take out of my belt, and push the button.


“Why am I hitting myself?" He shouts.

" Because With this doo hickey I re wrote all the info you have on martial artists, in has been replaced with the movements of the crazy homeless guy outside my place which is why you're now pissing yourself.

it wasn't sporting me, and the Punisher to shoot him while he was fending off imaginary bees but who cares? He's dead either way. We then blow up the base, and burn the body. Hey don't want him coming back.

I patted, The Punisher on the shoulder “Hey you don't do well with the battle banter,but that ended well."

" You talk too much." he says simply before jumping in his van and leaving me, and Scarlt out in the middle of no where, we didn't stay there long though since Batman popped up.

" I gave you every chance Jason, and now you've killed again. You leave me no choice you're going down!"

I didn't see Robin there, at first until he beat Scarlet, a lot of confusing stuff happened, Somehow Scarlet escaped, that mask melded to her face fell off, and me, I woke up in Blackgate Prison.

I stayed for a few weeks deciding to let my bruises heal, and well there were some incidents like a neo Nazi who tried to recruit me will have to eat through a straw for the rest of his life. His buddies who tried to shank me in the shower will never walk again the should be more careful

Just like my cell mate who tried to make me his girlfriend, he ended up hung in our cell I have no idea how his face looks it went though a meat grinder. I mean those were all accidents, But I ended up in solitary.

Okay yeah I beat them all and killed that one guy I admit it. When I escaped none of the prisoners hassled me, on my way out they probably glad to be rid of me. I got my costume , and my weapons, and In a way I'm not going to tell anyone got off Blackgate Island , and back in Gotham.

I thought I was home free, until this green light shines in my face. "Oh great." I mutter to my self. “My Super Ex Girlfriend."

“Jason we need to talk... what's with the red hair?"

"I was just dying it black I always was a red head." I shrug.

“Okay never mind Jason, we're going to have along talk." She gives me a stern look

Crap she's probably going to put back in Black gate or the Vault, or some space prison , she likely figured out that emerald necklace I got her for her birthday was taken from a mob boss. Maybe I can seduce my way out of this? Damn it I'm screwed.