Friday, August 17, 2007

Me vs Batgirl.

Kool-Aid had drugged Spoiler, and Batgirl with his evil drink. He set them both to attack me. Stephanie tossed some of the new devices Dr. Briefs had supplied her. I dodge them, not knowing what they are.

All capture tech. Some kind of glue, or restraints and other things. Worse Batgirl charged me only using her skills she rarely uses Batarangs unless she is fighting a Meta human.


I push a button on my belt and her utility belt falls apart, and Pepper spray is sprayed in her eyes . Cassandra had never considered the fact that I would gimmick her mask. Nightwing has said for years I needed to trust people more than I had.

Kind of hard when everyone I know gets mind controlled at least once a month. Batgirl tore the lenses off her mask. And she she was busy Washing her eyes out Stephanie was was too concerned with her friend to realize until It was too late that I was going for her belt.

It looked like Bulma had deactivated any fail safes I had in hers. So I took the distraction. She tried to fight me with her martial arts knowledge, Spoiler was never the most gifted student I've had. I was able to restrain her fairly quickly I leave her tied up until the drink wears off.


Condiment King. Sprays mustard on me. I am not in the best of moods for his shenanigans. While he 's laughing at me I Knock him out with a shot to the jaw. Kool-aid Screams "We're going to beat you Oh yeah!" I toss A batrang at him breaking his glass container. To which he shots " Oh No!"

" Wait for it. " I say. Then the Batarang explodes destroying his containment vessel.


I take out a little device I had for this occasion. I've ran into Kool_aid before though he's more of Robin's enemy. A Vacuum that sucked the liquid into a bottle.

" Batman can we talk bout this? " The captured .. whatever he really is begged.

" No."

" Okay Batgirl Kill him!" She attacks me from behind . I hadn't though she would recover from the pepper spray so quickly.

" Batgirl! Stop this now!" I order.

" I have.. a new master now. " Stupid mind control drink. She can't have taken much of it so she should snap out of it. Soon Until then I 'll have to defend myself.




After quites some time of blocking her, and getting hit pretty hard, and having to hit her back pretty hard. We end up fight each other all over the city. She finally starts getting a little sluggish the first sign Kool-Aid's control is wearing off.


I pat her on the shoulder and she kicks me in the solar plexus here we go again. After defending my self some more. I calmy but firmly utter. " Cassandra control yourself. "

" Why don't you trust me?" She says in response.

" Huh?" Is all I have to say to that.

" With Vincent , why don't you... trust me.. and my um decision?"

So that's why she still wanted to fight? " Because you been only taught how to kill by your father. Not how to interact socially. "

" I can read.. Vincent pretty well..." She starts.


" You said the same thing about Kon-El." That gets a glare.

" And Like Kon this boy is a half alien as well. That and your not exactly used to these emotions. "

She shrugs " And .. when you were my age if Alfred.. had not let you train ... to become Batman?"

" Not the same thing, And I trusted you enough to have a city mostly to your self. "

That had Nightwing, and Robin in it." She shakes her head.

" Cassandra the kid is a born killer. "

She puts her hand out in a "stop" gesture. " Like me?"

" It's different he has a biological drive to fight constantly."

" He's a good person."

I can tell I'm not going to win this argument like all the arguments I had with Dick about Starfire, Maybe If I just leave it alone this infatuation will end. " Fine let's take Kool-Aid to S.T.A.R. Labs, and Condiment King to Arkham ,and you and Spoiler can go back to West City.

I forgot I left Stephanie tied to a lamppost. And just as i though when we get back there, she's complaining about her arms being stiff. Someone remind me why I though partners were a good idea again.

3 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I know who can totally help you out -- Batmite!

Anonymous said...

hmmm very interesting indeed

Batman said...

Jon: His help I don't need.


Galen: Hnh.