Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Saiyans...

I was doing pretty well without saiyans. In fact the last few days were pretty good except for Nightwing finding his birthday present early.

Then that Justice girl appears in Gotham. Seems Cassandra had told her that I could give her advice. Though she made some comment about me creating protocols against Galen.

"I'm a man who walks among gods, I have to be prepared."

“How would you feel if someone had thought of ways to beat up Wonder Woman?"

“I already have protocols against her as well." I state. Her eyes widen in shock." Aw to be young and naive again. As long as Galen doesn't become mind controlled you have nothing to worry about, you may think his tech is some mysterious force but he's still human still has weaknesses never mind what do want?"


Tells me about alien soldiers killing innocents.

“And you’re supposed to be their symbol?"

She nods.

“Then you cannot allow this to continue I created Batman to be a symbol not just for fear of criminals, but also for normal people to feel safe. That's why I put down anyone who wears it, and kills unless you want your legacy to be one of atrocities you need to nip this in the bud now."

She nods. “You know Cass is right about you." Then she leaves I wonder what she meant by that. I put it out of my head, and swing over towards City Hall to talk to Jim Gordon.

Before I get there I'm jumped by another saiyan.

" Hahahaha! Once I beat you the girl will be mine!"

I have no idea what he's talking about, and I don't really care I don't particularly feel like be being beaten today. I throw a batarang in his face; it explodes throwing pepper spray in his eyes.

While he's growling I use a hyper sonic device to knock him off balance. Then while his ears, and eyes are incapacitated. I put on my adamantium gloves and hit him in the groin first.

Hey don't knock fighting dirty. It's one of the reasons I've survived all these super villains. I punch him a few more times for good measure, and turn when I hear a mocking laughter.

It was Vegeta. He didn't attack just flew off. I get the feeling this was a set up of some kind.

Any way I get home after helping Gordon take down a drug ring. Oddly led by Kool-Aid. Yeah one of my stranger nights. I'm just glad Batmite didn't show up.

Diana pulls me out of bed around noon. “What? Corn Chips!" I respond must have been dreaming.

"Bruce did you forget we were going to meet with Jason's girlfriend today."

I rub my eyes. “Just what I need another scowling angry saiyan."

Diana grins “you should get along just fine then."

“Ha ha." I respond sarcastically.

“You don't need to worry if you had actually paid attention the first couple of times you met her you'd realize she's different than the others."

At lunch I see what she means.

“Oh like wow! Wonder Woman! You are like my hero!"

“We’ve met before Vella." She laughs.

“Yeah but this isn't an end of the world thing I can't believe I'm eating lunch with Wonder Woman!"

Jason slaps his force head. “What did I say about being hyper?"

"Oh hush Jason. Um... this may sound stupid but Wonder Woman can I have your autograph?"

It got odder, and odder she didn't say "bah!" once and was actually laughing in a non evil way, and making jokes.

I whisper " Are you sure your Vegeta's daughter?"

“Hee hee yup!" I watch as she fixes a cell phone. What's stranger is Jason was actually acting civil for once. After the lunch was over Diana smiles. “Did not tell you so or didn't I?"

"Yes, she’s smart, happy, attractive, and nothing like any saiyan I've met thought there is a rumor that that Goku one acts something like that without the intelligence. You know what this means?"

She beams. “I think so."

“Jason is going to screw this up."

2 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Can you get me Wonder Woman's autograph?

Batman said...

yes