Wednesday, September 5, 2007

I shouldn't let my partners near the Bat Computer.

The TX unit has said there are many searches on my computer for Vampirella pictures. Hh. Fine. Normally I don't listen to murderbots but curiosity got the better of me. I searched my isp records I found that I all I kind find for me is Searches that pertain to the Mission. Detective Searches.

So I looked at Nightwing's search records. And there I found it. Not just searches For Vampirella, But Power Girl, Wonderwoman, Invisible Woman, She Hulk, Huntress Etc. Etc. And this IM From Oracle.

Oracle: You know your going going to get in trouble for doing that to Bruce.

Nightwing: Nah! I just blame all those costumes with the Bat nipples on Robin.

Oracle: LOL! Poor Tim like he doesn't have enough problems.

Nightwing: Well I could blame Spoiler for it then.

Oracle: Perfect! So are you going to wear the chaps tonight.

Nightwing: Of course!


I'm not putting up anymore of that conversation. To think I fired Spoiler for making those stupid Bat-Nipple costumes, and it was Dick all along. Looks Like I have to apologise. This made me curious, what are the others looking up?


Robin's searches started off normal. Then got strange here's some examples.


How to find and kill Myspace users.

Cloning for dummies.

How to get Ex Dead Ex Girl friends, and Best friend's girl friends in a three way.


Also he has a lot of IMS that go like this

Robin03: It's your fault That Mad Mod got away!

Konman: Nu -uh!

Robin03: Uh Huh!

Konman: Nu-uh!

It goes on for three more pages like that.

Now we go to Batgirl who usually has help searching for things usually Alfred Or Spoiler. I'm really hoping It's Spoiler helping her with these searches.

Hot Martial Arts boys.


How to please a Saiyan Warrior

Ick!

Spoiler's aren't any better She seems to want to pay someone if it is who I suspect it is, well I don't know how she's going to get that kind of money. Here's the IM.

Spoilgrrrl: My dad is threatening to sue for custody of my daughter. If I pay you the price, you'll beat him up for me right?


Big Joe: Sure kid. I ain't particular.

Spoilgrrrl: Cool he's the Cluemaster you've heard of him right?

Big Joe: Heh. That loser he ain't worth that much. How about I beat up someone else too? So I don't feel bad fer takin' yer money.

Spoilgrrrl: Okay I heard rumours that Black Mask has come back to life, he tirtured and killed me how about you do something special and real bad to him.


Big Joe: Heh. Ya got it kiddo.

Looks like I'm going to have to have a long talk to Stephanie about hiring super powered enforcers. Especially when said enforcer is really the Hulk.

Alfred's searches bother me. They all have the words "Lonely French Maid" in them.


Sigh is that all these people think about? Or maybe there's something wrong with me? perhaps I'm a little too obsessed with cleaning up Gotham. Hmm Perhaps I should get a date? Well after I find who the fake Batman is.

5 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

What happened to the good ol' days when a kid sidekick didn't do anything morally questionable like looking porn up on the Batcomputer? You know when you trusted him or her to always be at your side through thick and thin, maybe give you a massage after a long day fighting crime...

Justice said...

ewwww I think flashing yourself to a 15 year old is against the law

Professor Xavier said...

Poor Alfred. Sounds like he needs a friend. A friend who wears garters.

Robin said...

Hey, what about all the searches you did on "How to get an amazonian princess?" huh?

Batman said...

Jon: I know. Though Barbra onlly gave me a massage once I still can't look Jim Gordan in the eye to this day.

Justice; What are you going on about?


professor: Looks like it.

Robin: Hh. you weren't supposed to know about that.